Peter Martin
Worst Roommate Ever
Eric DaCosta, a Florida man, was charged with premeditated murder and the abuse of a dead body. Who was it that DaCosta killed? Well, it...
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The Florida Man Analyses
An in-depth look at America's favorite criminals
Welcome to the blog, everybody. My name's Peter Martin, and I will be showcasing an assortment of "Florida man" crimes that have taken place. The object here will be to determine just how absurd the circumstances of the crimes committed are, and then for a 1-10 rating to be provided. Enjoy!
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Man's Internal Voices "Kill" Daughter
John Jonchuck, a Florida man, claimed that voices told him everybody in the world would die if he did not kill his daughter. The man...
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The Ultimate Back Fire
Matthew Erris, a Florida Man, was arrested in the Tampa Bay area after police said he pulled over an undercover detective while...
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Spy gate But Florida Edition
Thomas Cash, a perverted Florida man, has a woman terrified to go back to her house. Why? Because Cash took it upon himself to put...
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Psycho For Porkchops
A Florida woman was arrested after an argument over pork chops turned violent. Jessica Hardy, the perpetrator, hit a man over the head...
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Biggest Waste of Ketchup Ever
While most people enjoy ketchup on their burgers, hot dogs, and fries, this Florida Man found one place ketchup does not belong: on...
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Street Pancakes?
Kiaron Thomas, today's Florida man, was ticketed for eating pancakes in the middle of an intersection. Officers intervened after...
Peter Martin
Stay Off His Lawn
If you're ever thinking about being a pizza delivery guy, make sure to acknowledge just how many types of people you'll come across. Now,...
Peter Martin
Hand Over the Spaghetti
Ben Padgett, a Florida man, was arrested after a series of altercations at a local Olive Garden. The incident began with Padgett asking...
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That's no Pool Cleaner
Today's Florida Man flashback includes Guillermo Arteaga, a Florida man who tried to break bad before being found with 200 grams of meth...
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"Tough" Guy Beats Old Man, Steals His Balls
Tyler Dearden, a 22-year-old Florida man, stole golf balls from an older man at Stone Creek Golf Club. The man rightfully protested this...
Peter Martin
How to Not End an Argument
Stolen cars, copious amounts of drugs, and police intervention. What else would you expect from a Florida man? Today we look back on a...
Peter Martin
The Dinosaurs Have Returned
Joseph Roberts, a 32-year-old Florida man, broke into a woman's house at 5:45 one morning, shattering a window in the process. Although...
Peter Martin
Hawaii's First
Leave it to a Florida man to be the first person to be arrested for violating Hawaii's mandatory 14-day quarantine rule. Dwight Tucker,...
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That's no Tree
Florida woman Jesusadelaida Lopez, who was initially arrested for the practice of performing multiple unlicensed medical procedures, has...
Peter Martin
Google Made Him Do It
William Bastin, a Florida man, was arrested for trying to climb into a woman’s car. It was a pretty ordinary crime until Bastin told the...
Peter Martin
The Aliens Want their Meteorite Back?
A Florida man named Glen Phillips ran around naked with a crossbow, claiming aliens were after him to take back a meteorite he had found...
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Hooters at Any Cost
Today’s Florida Man of the past is Jonathan Hinkle. Jon wanted to visit Hooters so much that he called 911 for a ride to Hooters,...
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