Biggest Waste of Ketchup Ever

June 5, 2019

While most people enjoy ketchup on their burgers, hot dogs, and fries, this Florida Man found one place ketchup does not belong: on people. Peter Wagman was arrested after he covered his partner in ketchup in her sleep. Why? Apparently, Wagman and his partner were arguing about her infidelity before she turned in for bed.

The woman woke early in the morning to find Wagman pouring the ketchup on her. He began to yell, “that’s what you get bitch!” Then, in Florida man fashion, Wagman had the audacity to deny responsibility for the condiment attack, even though he had ketchup on his pants. Must've been the dog!

Measures

Stupidity? 9/10

Outlandish? 9/10

Humiliation? 8/10

Disruption? 3/10