top of page
Florida Man 1.jpg

Hooters at Any Cost

June 8th, 2017

Today’s Florida Man of the past is Jonathan Hinkle. Jon wanted to visit Hooters so much that he called 911 for a ride to Hooters, claiming his grandmother had a stroke in the parking lot.  Concerning right? Well, she didn’t. Not only did he go to jail, but he never made it to Hooters.

Measures

Stupidity? 3/10

Outlandish? 3/10

Humiliation? 6/10

Disruption? 3/10

Post: Image
Search

The Dinosaurs Have Returned

Writer's picture: Peter MartinPeter Martin

April 4, 2020

Joseph Roberts, a 32-year-old Florida man, broke into a woman's house at 5:45 one morning, shattering a window in the process. Although this may seem like a rude awakening for the mother and several teenagers at the residence, who can blame him? The man claimed he was being chased by dinosaurs after all.


Alas, the woman did not take the bait, asking Joe to leave. He wasn't going to concede refuge anytime soon, so the woman opened fire. Joseph was airlifted to a hospital where he was treated for non-life-threatening injuries. Fortunately, everyone else was okay, and no one has been treated for dinosaur-related injuries.


Measures


Stupidity? 9/10

Outlandish? 9/10

Humiliation? 5/10

Disruption? 10/10

0 views0 comments

Recent Posts

See All

Man's Internal Voices "Kill" Daughter

John Jonchuck, a Florida man, claimed that voices told him everybody in the world would die if he did not kill his daughter. The man...

Kommentare


Post: Blog2_Post

Subscribe Form

Thanks for submitting!

9204519638

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • LinkedIn

©2021 by Peter Martin. Proudly created with Wix.com

bottom of page