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Hooters at Any Cost

June 8th, 2017

Today’s Florida Man of the past is Jonathan Hinkle. Jon wanted to visit Hooters so much that he called 911 for a ride to Hooters, claiming his grandmother had a stroke in the parking lot.  Concerning right? Well, she didn’t. Not only did he go to jail, but he never made it to Hooters.

Measures

Stupidity? 3/10

Outlandish? 3/10

Humiliation? 6/10

Disruption? 3/10

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Stay Off His Lawn

Writer's picture: Peter MartinPeter Martin

May 30, 2019

If you're ever thinking about being a pizza delivery guy, make sure to acknowledge just how many types of people you'll come across. Now, if you're thinking about being one in Florida, you might want to reconsider your job search altogether. All jokes aside, one pizza delivery guy was greeted by a drunk man with two guns drawn on him.


This man, Cary Press, later told police that he ordered a pizza over the phone but was told to expect "a pizza shoved where the sun doesn't shine." Press says that once he realized the delivery guy wasn't the same person from the phone, he told the guy to leave. However, it turns out that Press never even ordered a pizza, to begin with, as it was his nurse who did so on his behalf. At least Mr. Press tried to make a story.


Measures


Stupidity? 3/10

Outlandish? 7/10

Humiliation? 7/10

Disruption? 9/10

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